Joysticks (1983) the “Porky’s in an Arcade” Video Game Movie - Rental Reviews -

Joysticks (1983) the “Porky’s in an Arcade” Video Game Movie – Rental Reviews

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Joysticks (1983) is one of the first video game movies ever. Sure, it’s about an arcade, but it’s mostly about the awful slobs that run the arcade. Anything video game related just proves how much the writers didn’t know about games. Though, it’s great to see Joe Don Baker.

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  1. Cloak and Dagger is another early 80’s video game movie sorta. For a kids film it gets pretty dark.

  2. joystick…. seems like movie found behind that curtain

  3. If you want to check out a bad Joe Don Baker film, check out Mitchell. Mystery Science Theater 3000 ripped that film really good.

  4. "I love bad Joe Don Baker" movies…, you just like Joe Don Baker movies

  5. hahah that Keiran intro during the ad. head slides in at a straight angle, goofy look

  6. Everyone remembers John Gries now as Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite, but to me he will always be the weirdo-in-the-closet Lazlo from Real Genius (incidentally, that would make a great video for Rental Reviews :p).

  7. How does having his sex being interrupted by the angry dad ruin his life of video games

  8. DDR pads are I think 231lbs per pad and about 40 per bar, 60 for the marquee and like 500 for the cabinet if it still has a CRT. They're no joke, I've helped someone move one into their home and I never ever wanna do that again

  9. Cleaning the PS3 may have been a pain in the ass, but at least it gave you have an interesting story to tell at parties.

  10. My wife doesn’t like when you guys talk bad about “Rad”. She loves that movie.

  11. Nothing like a cartridges games that last forever 🕹️

  12. James review the movie small soldiers 👍👈

  13. Anybody think mcdorfus looks even a modicum like Ryan?

  14. I WAS around in the arcade heyday, and there weren't topless chicks running around.

  15. Arcades were a great place to meet people and socialize. You could also play some great games there. Actually, it beat the hell out of console gaming. But being as I was born in 1970 I slid from one to the other. But I still had some great times at my local arcades.

  16. that song lmao totally awesome video gaaaammems

  17. I'd like to see these guys review Breaking All The Rules (1985). It's Porky's at an amusement park.

  18. This movie only took 13 days to film!!! WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  19. The Daughter is the chick on Police Academy 4

  20. 3:55 James describes what it's like working on some modern cars

  21. t o t a l l y
    a w e s o m e
    v i d e o
    g a a a a a a a a a a a m e s ♬

  22. How did Tony not recognize the dude from Jurassic Park 3. The guy in the hat gawking at the Big Man's daughter is the guy from JP3 who gets eaten on the runway by the Spino.

  23. Classic 80's sex romp/comedy. I loved most of them.

  24. Kieran has a natural talent for comedy. Whether he’s drifting into view or reacting to some crazy comment from one of the guys, that smirk is classic and seems genuine.

  25. Never heard of this movie before. I wanna check it out now.

  26. You guy's really didn't get this movie. Complaining about it not being kid friendly? Lol what a bunch of dads. It has a real dvd release with extras available directly from the director.

  27. If you think shifting DDR is hard, try moving a Raising Storm machine!


  29. Scott minimus is in star trek three surch for spock

  30. In case it's not mentioned elsewhere, Hoyt Axton sang the theme for Mitchell, starring Joe Don Baker.

  31. Justin is wrong the truck that they try to steal the arcade machines does have a lift gate bits out of frame you can see it under the truck as they pull in the driveway of the Rutter house. Not that I would expect Justin Silverman to know his way around a box truck. lol

  32. I’m convinced Kieran should’ve been born in the 60’s or 70’s. LOL

  33. I love watching these rental reviews kind of sad I got into them after they finished.. but I love how james is like a wise jedi master in most of these.

  34. Has it really been 2 years today since this was uploaded.

    I think of this video every time I log into Disney+ and see the link to watch lion king and can’t help laugh.

    So James when you going to be a guest on talking about tapes?

  35. I am just seeing this movie now. It popped up on Tubi. It's f'n nuts, but, I don't know, it's entertaining. Thanks for the review!!

  36. Must be my shity video your talking about HAHAHA but now I have both …dark and very clear

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